Two photos in one day? What are you? a hundronary?

No. AI wouldn’t mess up like that. It could spew other kinds of shit, but with excellent syntax. It’s far more likely for humans to make mistakes like that.

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You’re not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

Tensegrity, tensional integrity or floating compression is a structural principle based on a system of isolated components under compression inside a network of continuous tension.

The bottles are in compression, while the tensors are providing… You guessed it, tension.

I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.

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Give it some more time… eventually you’ll die, and all your worries will die with you.

They’re paid by the hour.

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He removed the lowest tier, anyway, what was the expenditure cut that came with it?

His actual quote (translated to the best of my ability) is:

Homosexuality is fine, who am I to tell someone who can they have sex with? If they have consent I don’t care if they want to have sex with an elephant. Good luck proving they had consent, but if they do I can’t object.

He apparently had his dogs cloned (or so he said on the record for a book)

Politicians here don’t hesitate on printing money to pay for things. Always have, and probably always will. He wants to take that possibility from their hands.

I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

I don’t know if it’s an ad blocker thing, but the link takes you to a page with the title and no content.

Like your landlord

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GIARFIELD?

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