Trolling or not, I’m not dealing with this nonsense. It gets out of control very quickly, so I’m nipping it in the bud whenever it shows up. Everyone, please report such comments as a rule 5 violation.

Goddamn, op. This is so shit that you’ve ruined humor for me today. Bravo.

For anyone unfamiliar, curing is a term for using salt and other ingredients to preserve/season food. The salt removes moisture, decreasing the ability for spoilage-inducing microbes to spread. Salmon is often cured to make it last longer.

I think that’s enough explaining of the joke, you get the rest.

If this starts another fuckin bean trend I’m committing mod abuse.

But it’s not written in gaelic gibberish?!

Shout-out to his spiritual successor, Homey D. Clown.

Homey don’t play dat.

1. that’s freaking adorable.

2. where can I get that “welcome” mat?

Rest in peace, Hvaldimir, you magnificent mammal.

Donde es el bibliotecha?

¿Donde está la biblioteca?

2024

I’m helping!

This was, by far, the most thorough research I’ve ever seen here on LemmyShitpost. Well done!

Sorry, op. I’m locking this post because the discussions are getting out of hand.

Well that was delightfully wholesome!

Some of my faves:

Hey, op! I just wanted to thank you again for your contributions. You’ve cleaned up your posts a lot better, and I’m glad to see how much more traction they’ve been getting. Nicely done!

On the other hand, why the fuck are you calling me?!? There better be a huge goddamn problem that you can’t communicate through text.

🤟

My my, you’re adorable. Want to sling more insults at me?