I’m straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.
GOALS
Dating in Wisconsin
You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.
Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.
I couldn’t verify it but that’s the name I found too.
Edit: goddamn a used mass market paperback copy is $50 on eBay. Nevermind I guess I won’t be getting burned at the stake.
Here is the page:
that got a lot worse in the 2nd sentence
Good old archive.org to the rescue
Still though, I’ve never been a big fan of ebooks. As terminally online as I am, I’ve never been able to get into it.
Just a different vibe I guess
Page 98.
Not with that attitude.
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It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.
We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.
“Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”
If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off
I hope some insane person has tried all these things.
That would attract far too many women.
I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.
Fellas, if you’re girl is skinny, tall, red , works at a charity to make someone smile 😬, is. Obsessed with 🅱️heese, that’s not your grill, that’s Elan from family guy! 😤
Book written by Charlie Kelly
But it’s not written in
gaelicgibberish?!
useless red circle
Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!
Wisdom.
I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.
I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.
We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!
