“Here, have our extra power”

— classic line of empires

Thanks, Biden! And the American taxpayer!

With AT&T

You Will

🚨 [ WOOP-WOOP ] 🚨

or possibly

🚨 [ WEE-WOO ] 🚨

depending on where you live

Lemmy get that for you…

Anything to keep the workers subjugated… even tanking a bedrock American corporation…

What a stupid hill to die on.

Rest in piss, assholes

I am 20 years clean of drugs that I used to take to get that happy.

Thanks for the Jones

Oh, look, a news headline from five years ago

JRR Tolkien was the source for the first part, as it’s a line from Lord of the Rings (specifically spoken by Gandalf). The second part was on by Me for this comment. How original this is? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth, and now Trump claims aliens want to eat me? WTF?

A story with a happy ending!

I’m a childless cat lady, so that’s fine by me

This is a shit post all right

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i’m only 5, but i’ve had enough of Regan. anyone else see Star Trek IV?

👍

Lots of fire

How many renders until you got a can that actually said the word “beans” on it?

I thought this was discovered, like, decades ago and was only one of several detection methods that they use in combination with each other