Might’ve been my kid. Took him to the doctor a few weeks ago and as soon as we got to the check-in desk he decided to throw up all over the desk, the rug in front of the desk, and me. I had extra clothes to change him into, but of course I didn’t bring extra clothes for me so I got to spend the next hour at the doctors office smelling like vomit.

Had that experience with Comcast about 2 weeks ago. Took 15 minutes and three attempts to get to a representative. The chat bot couldn’t figure out what I meant when I said I needed my cable buried again. On a side note it’s been 2 weeks and they still haven’t sent anyone out to bury it again 🤦‍♂️

I’ll admit I know little about Iranian politics, but I was under the impression that the new President was a bit of a reformist. How did he manage to get a hard-line Parliament to play nicely?

Wasn’t the Death Star pretty much full of people with a British accent 🤷‍♂️

I must be getting old, because I’m starting to prefer phone calls. I don’t want to spend 10 minutes teaching your goddamn chat bot how to understand my problem. I just want to tell another human being so it becomes their problem to fix it.

Is there a GoFundMe to which I can donate to help with relocation costs?

Lucky for them

I’m pretty sure people uninterested in the things that interest you would say the same thing.

Is that an RD 350 LC?! I’ve never actually seen one in person, only in pictures.

So they’re just preparing people to break the law as long as some right-wing extremist tells them it’s ok. Awesome.

Not true! You’d still have the benefit of slave labor!

They only make unhoused people look sympathetic when they want to use them as weapons against people they hate even more than poor people. Any other time they’re just freeloaders too lazy or drunk to get a job.

I assumed it was just an ad for the Navy, but like…fun

Took me a minute

Interesting how women have zero agency in either scenario…almost like the commenter sees women as accessories to men 🤷‍♂️

“Did you miss me, Al?”

“With every bullet so far.”

If you can’t seem to focus your attention on the topic at hand you might want to consult a physician.

Unless you think there’s someone out there encouraging not baseball, and that person should be stopped.

Atheism is a religion in the same way not playing baseball is a sport

Cringe

I enjoyed BF1, but I played the betas for both BF5 and 2042 and was thoroughly disappointed.