For distance and mass, zero means no distance and no mass.
For temperature though having none means no kinetic energy of atoms/molecules. It’s absolute zero, the zero Kelvin. So the other units are the weird ones.
But since zero Kelvin isn’t a phenomenon you’ll ever encounter in nature, it makes Kelvin a pretty unappealing scale for everyday life.
And thus we started making shit up…
P.S. My bad Rankine also shakes hands with Kelvin about absolute zero, very demure, very mindful.
That three way sandwich is exiting, geometrically.