Haaaaaagh, that’s fuckin excellent. Now Invision a dystopian future where hackers assassinate a corrupt politician by strangulation. Fuck yeah dystopian future.

I’m still not sure why anyone thinks it looks cool… -It looks like a truck designed using a Vecktrex. (Ok, admittedly, now that does make it sound slightly cooler to me…)

I have to be honest and I think I just out and out like it. It’s mixed patterns are rather chaotic, but I love the attempts at extravagance. I’d love that front room, compared to my dull rental one.

I would assume money, the need for sensationalist clickbait headlines… Sad isn’t it, no backbone.

J. Edgar would be a good name

Technically you’re correct, and I wish I could agree. However, the line “I’m so glad our son has moved away from drawing huge cocks” was already pretty great.