A summary of the standard mastodon front page:

1. News report about Trump
2. The temperature in Sudan
3. The travel trajectory of a plane carrying people you’ve never heard of, going somewhere you’ve never heard of.
4. A penis
5. Ai art of Bart Simpson and a worm from Dune
6. An AOC quote
7. Furry porn, diaper optional
8. A Linux distro professing a new update
9. Someone’s Chaos Space Marine (it actually looks really nice and they really took their time)

I like it in a flea market kinda sense but, I mean, come on, man.

installs both

Now… fight for my amusement.

Headscale worked for me, but I get the non-tech saavy friends part doesn’t quite jive with it as a solution.

Still, anyone wanna ditch Tailscale and only use it for hosting sites across proxies? Headscale is great.

I don’t get the rush or the need.

Everything trickles down here anyway. If you’re ONLY on Lemmy and Mastodon, you’re still getting way more actual news than the average joe. Popular, shmopular.

I’m trying to remember a time in the last thirty years where something becoming popular made it better. It’s usually the opposite.

install mastodon

Pick an instance

Hit up all

giant penis

That’s why. That’s the reason.

but you could review the instance beforehand…

Is Jimbo Normalman going to review the instance beforehand? Lmao.

All I know is where the pee is stored.

Maybe Facebook is the right place for some people.

Find a small community of like-minded friends to hang with online.

Hell, I only visit Reddit and Lemmy for the big news for a few minutes before heading off to check discord and matrix chats and everywhere else I go.

Branch out.

Just put another number behind it. Luddites won’t know the difference.

The tariffs got them elected. The fallout of them is a write-off and not their problem. They were the means to an end for votes and swaying opinions and they did their job.

With the way gaming has been going, wtf are you people even upgrading for?

he STILL doesn’t have any understanding of how tarrifs work?

How do you STILL think this isn’t all intentional? They know what they’re doing. They don’t care if we can afford it or not. This is about the conservatives’ bottom line, lol. They don’t care about you, America, China or whether any of it works.

Lemmy doesn’t have to be Reddit. Lemmy is Lemmy. Keep coming here and giving it content and it will be all it will ever need to be.

Oh, of course. We’ll easily be just as popular as Matrix and Mastodon.

sigh

I pirate everything, own everything and I’m happy as fuck. I even share my Jellyfin server with 20 other people so they can share in my joy.

Rhyming and punnyness has been a staple of humor since the first laugh was uttered.

I’ll be the first to dog-pile a few bullshit English contractions that are hilarious, like ya’ll’d’ve.

Humans are pretty funny creatures, no matter the color.

bro using banned cards over here-

I have the strangest hunch that if a large MMO or game with lootboxes decided to make every item available via unlocks for free but make them all immediately buyable now, they’d have a nice business model. The player isn’t buying exclusivity or an advantage, they’re buying convenience.

Warframe heard that

My headcanon past 2050 is basically nuclear wasteland. I try and stay optimistic in the moment, but the old faith in humanity gas-tank is running a little empty these days.

…haven’t updated my Arch systems in a while.