Whenever I use the pullout method, it spends the rest of the day making noises and flashing me. Trying to tempt me back.

Fed up of all their “holy days” every year. When is it unholy day?

I assume you’re talking about (for example) some equipment that takes in soil/water/air, rearranges the atoms and churns out potatoes. We definitely can’t do that. It’s too hard, we’re nowhere near that level of technology.

I can only imagine the people in this thread are referring to lab grown stuff where they use plant cells, which is cheating because that’s still depending on plants.

Web1.0-punk. Probably needs a catchier name.

As surety

The key to making £7 billion is just mindset and hard work, you need to have that goal in your head and push for it every day. Cut out toxic people and surround yourself with winners

Love to hear this. Sick of people saying their secret is having a bowl of porridge at 6am every day or olive oil or some shite

That’s not what the meme says. It’s accusing the apps of having live microphone access to your phone at all times.

Luckily I’m still on my family’s ForkPitch plan. Let me know if you want to sign up for Torchee, I have a referral code

I think what OP should have said is that people have needs, and one single partner can’t provide all of those needs

Not in Wales, you can do entire journeys on a 20 mph limit since the change.

No they’re not

Sometimes if I only want a small sandwich I just use one slice of bread folded over itself. Is that not a sandwich then?

Same goes for Guinness world records. Any more examples?

Oh shit they got him

Please tell me there’s something similar for 192.168.0.1

Tall people are short people that are tall

Upset that “loop detected” isn’t the fat lööps cat

Straight up misleading. Mentioning AI in the headline and then sneakily switching to “the cloud” (i.e. most of the internet) when discussing figures. They say it uses a similar amount to commercial flights? Fine. Ground the flights, I’d rather have the internet a million times over.

Damn lemon stealing whore!