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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Microwave

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Microwave

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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    Microwave: ahhhh baby all done Food: I’m not even warm yet….

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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      Food still has ice on it, plate gives you 2nd degree burns.

      • HypnoticSheep@lemm.ee
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        If your microwave has the option, set it to power level 6 (or 60%) and up the time by 1.5-2x. No more blisteringly hot plates with ice puck food on top!

  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      So raw it’s still on the cluck.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      For some reason this bothers me

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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    @MicroWave@lemmy.world pls confirm

  • burgersc12@mander.xyz
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    Oven: 5 more minutes, just like that!

    Microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ding

  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You can also deny it finishing by stopping at the 1s mark on the timer :)

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      Whenever I use the pullout method, it spends the rest of the day making noises and flashing me. Trying to tempt me back.

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      That’s what SSRIs do.

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Toaster: I’ll let you know when I’m done

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    Also, oven: frozen pizza right on the grate.

    Microwave: you put that shit on a plate and a paper napkin on top of it, don’t want all the other food inside the microwave touching your food

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