They should eat 300% more billionaires.

“We?”

People being really fucking weird.

Good luck getting to it when you already have the attacker standing over you.

"Some say…’

Bullshit.

Like… deep, man… cough

This is why The Founders implemented a Representative Democracy. They knew half of the populace were dumber than rocks.

I would have no problem believing that. I also heard when he… reaches ecstasy, he sounds like Mickey Mouse.

Putin and Trump have something really, really bad on him. Or least, in the eyes of his constituents. The way he turned on a dime in Trump support after one round of golf tells you everything you need to know.

“Is that you eating a chocolate bar, Lindsey?”

Sucking more than joy.

Oh, I think it does, in hotel rooms all around the RNC, Miss Graham.

Coin for the Coin God! Bucks for the Buck Throne!

My Revstar Standard Mark 2 guitar.

And the worst costume design ever committed to film.

You won’t like it. I hear Rebel Moon is excellent, though. Powerful stuff from a brilliant, visionary director. A real man’s man. Like, a total dude-bro you’d want to lift with.

The Republican governor, who has sought to reshape his state’s education system by regulating how schools deal with subjects such as race, sexual orientation and gender, threw his support behind 23 school board candidates last month.

She has Down Syndrome. The implication is Democratic philosophy is for retards, or will make you retarded.

It is. That story isn’t true. It’s made up for attention, like 99% of everything else on 4chan.

“Meta IS NOT LISTENING TO YOUR CAMERA, MICROPHONE, OR NETWORK CONNECTIONS! REEEE!!”

Who the fuck said anything about fingerprints, literal or figurative. There’s absolutely no way that a database of every song ever recorded is stored on an Android phone. Wake up.