Just gonna sneak this in here though because I’m feeling playful

My Vans are a 49 EU?

Another photo of me measuring them bro. Pardon the awful hairdo.

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I mean…

Fair. Maybe now that I’ve accepted I really do wear 15EE shoes I should also accept that 5’7" is not average, but short.

Wow that means your feet are a full inch shorter than mine I think. And I’m a 15 EE as well. I faintly remember my size 12 phase back when I think I was 12 myself. Did not appreciate it enough at the time. You don’t know how lucky you are!

Yeah I get that a lot.

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You’re making me realize I could have a nice alternative income stream in all this…

Bro you haven’t even taken me for dinner yet!

Yessir. Thanks man I am into taekwondo!

My feet are unfortunately hairy and wide which led to my nickname during a large chunk of my teenage years: Hobbit.

I hear you. I often take 15 EE as well. At least you’re tall?