Maybe they also don’t socialize because they never actually go out either. Just a bunch of asocials sitting in their respective moms basement trolling away.

They never actually said this. Some MS Engineer did and the press ran with it.

The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.

A Cinema in Vienna still play “The third man” as their last showing of the day

Definitely hide any cylinders tho