I mean… That’s spot on.

What the fuck is “fruit essence”?

Never heard of it before, googled it, it’s in pre-alpha and looks like Yet Another Gnome Theme.

Yes, in the same way that all biologists are owned by Monsanto and all computer scientists are owned by Microsoft.

My friends call me “Please fix my printer”.

88? What a coincidence

If the logo was a cornucopia in the past, there would be images of old clothing with that logo on the internet. There are only 2 photos on the internet showing a cornucopia logo on T-shirts (a black shirt and a white one). Both show the logo printed directly on the cloth. But back in the 90s that wasn’t a thing. FotL T-shirts had the label sewn in, not printed on. And both photos are of really low quality and monochrome, so you can’t see that the logo was modified with a pen. Also, the logo looks different between those 2 photos.

If you read more than the headline, you’d know that you can simply purchase those options instead of subscribing, if you want.
Which makes the entire article pointless. But you’d need to read more than the headline to see that, which is too much to ask.

That’s not what that word…you know what, fuck it. I give up. Enshittification now just means “becoming worse” and I won’t be able to stop that.

Another contender:

“Or you can just purchase any of those features permanently”

This fact, hidden somewhere in the middle, makes the entire article pointless.

“we will bring total victory for the people of Israel”
– Netanjahu

If you translate that directly to German and replace “Israel” with “Germany”, you’ve got a Hitler quote.

But it sounds so much nicer.
I bet there’ll be palm trees and coconuts!

I prefer honey cause I’m no goddamn liberal hippie, so it’s important to me that animals were killed for my food.

It definitely sounds like it could fit into the ADHD / Autism spectrum.
I am diagnosed with ADHD and have a very similar compulsion, but with Linux distros. I used to keep switching between Debian Stable and Arch.
For me, the driving factor was that I wanted my computing environment (which is where I spend most of my time) to be absolutely perfect and “clean”. Quitting the distro-hopping was like quitting an addiction. I made a conscious decision to stick with Arch and deal with all problems that arise without switching back. Getting involved in community service and charitable work also helped. I simply don’t have several hours of uninterrupted free time anymore to reinstall and set everything up again.

No, but the people who find this funny will read them into it.

It becomes funny when your mind is stuck in a fictional world where men only ever do things for women in the hope of receiving sex in return.

When the planet’s massive sandworms move, they barrel forward in a straight line. But as Tyson points out, pretty much all legless, worm or snake-like creatures on Earth have to slither in S-shaped lines if they want to move forward.

“Have you ever seen a snake chase you as a straight snake? No!”

Has he ever seen an earthworm???

If Hamas just asks nicely, the Zionists will probably reconsider their stance and stop the genocide.

Unironically, yes. There’s been multiple attempts at negotiation in the past, where Israel was even willing to hand over land they had conquered before, for a two-state-solution. Hamas always declined, because they don’t want to negotiate with Israel. They want a world without Israel. And they’d rather have every single Palestinian die than accept their loss and sue for peace.

The American interests are testing the drone in the field.