The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog.
7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog.
According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.
Now do chocolate starfish
Instructions unclear. I showed a 7/11 clerk my butthole.
Sounds like the instructions were clear!
Did you get yourself a cookie?
Only in a hot dog flavored water.
A huge supply of tish
More details on the availability of this flavor will be revealed on April 1 – but in the meantime, the rest of the 7-Select x Miracle Seltzer lineup including Lemon Lime, Green Apple and Sweet Orange can be found at select 7-Eleven® stores.
I am suspicious.
But if you announce it outside of april 1st, you’re the fool then.
Well that’s what I am thinking - you can’t claim it’s an April Fool’s Day joke outside of the actual day (and usually the morning). If it’s an actual AFD joke then just announce it on the day.
Hmmmm 🤔
7-11 has an april fools history so make of that as u will.
Somehow, the “sparkling” part makes it even more gross xD
A chocolate starfish would be the perfect pairing dish to this drink I’d say!
this, is not, a test…
this, is, realityyyy
- begin bass guitar intro *
Putting out a product that’s offensively bad in a limited run, selling a bunch of it real quick for the novelty value and then discontinuing it is a pretty tried and true strategy. We’re here talking about it right now, and a certain percentage of us are gonna hear about it and think “That’s so terrible that I have to try it just so I know how terrible it is.” If you can accurately gauge the number of people who are willing to buy something bad just to have a novel experience you can make money selling glizzygulps.
Fred Durst could really use the money and should get a cut.
I’m surprised he never got pick up for sexual assault.
Dog water. 🤢
Fuck me that’s gotta fucking taste like fuck, fucking dumb fuck company with dumb fuck ideas fucking making dumb fuck money with this dumb fuck product.
us cuisine is something else.
Available monday
So it’s not even proper hot dog flavor, since ketchup doesn’t belong on a hot dog.
Ketchup is like, the most common hotdog condiment.
Surely, you mean mustard.
I said “most common”, not “best”. ;)
My most sincere apologies, but WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Not who you’re replying to but…I didn’t think I liked hot dogs until I ate a Chicago hot dog and realized it was just the ketchup making it slimy and sweet. Ketchup on hotdogs is nasty lol
Sweet?!
So I just had a look into it and apparently American tomato ketchup is one third sugar (corn syrup, obviously…). Ketchup is supposed to be savory, America; why do you do this?
Ketchup doesn’t belong in existence
Your mom said YOU don’t belong in existence. Last night.
Put an actual hot dog in it and maybe they can sell it for $30 each
I’m wondering if they are expecting to throw their product right into the trash.
I expect to see it used in weird cooking and reaction videos, giving 7-11 free advertising.
Would
This is something Japan would do.
