Open the fucking door!!

I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.

“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”

• Canva sales team, probably

Some Brazilian sadness: https://youtube.com/watch?v=r3PMqvqLyU0

The guitar is beautifully excellent

But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?

It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back

Reminds me of a Johnny Bravo episode where he rips off a tag from a mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law” and then helicopters start coming after him lol