I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.
As an actual 46 year old, I’m offended. Guess I’ll go yell at a cloud or something
X is a cool letter or number if you’re a nerd
Desperately clinging to my mid-40’s too old bro… not looking forward to this next one.
You should tell those kids to get off your yard.
Deep inside, we all know it’s true though
For those mathematicians saying “tHiS isN’T tRUe”: The tweet is exactly 2 years old. So much about that.
Saving this to reshare in 2047
Why don’t you post back here when you do so we all know you kept your word?
Saving this to reshare in 2047
Can’t tell if stupid or further shitposting
That ‘or’ is inclusive.
Definitely stupid
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This guy can mafs
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A person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as they will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate
a person born in 0 is 2000 years old, pickle that through
And yet anyone born in 2009 is only 12 years old. Kids these days just don’t put any effort into growing up
Presidents & Overlords Elon & Trump sell this kinda math all week long
Hmmm…
It’s sinking in isn’t it?