wouldn’t it be great if when we think of something in the past, we could also smell what it smelt like

Do you think they offer both cut and uncut versions?

Would you enjoy it if they bent down to kiss and lick your ass cheeks while thrusting into you?

How would you describe it?

Nice brother

I think it’s because you are aiming at something so you are motivated to shoot more streams than usual

I’d move your resume right to the top

sounds like the government

Don’t down play it. At least you are good at something

I attended one of those festival things. It was adults only and all NSFW stuff and they actually had competitions with both male and female participants doing anal bead tug of war

I always think of Jesus in the electric chair and followers wearing little “electric chairs” on a necklace

Agreed. When she is riding me I can never finish unless I grip her ass and take over all movement. When only she is controlling the movement it’s just a nice pleasurable cock massage.

She loves to give blow jobs. And she actually moans as my load is shooting down her throat

They are one of the greatest toys ever invented. Wish they made little honking noise when you squeezed them

Watching porn is neutral. Lots of guys want to see sex performed live. And if it takes watching another guy fuck his wife fine. In most cases the “guest” finishes and leaves. Then the husband is super ready for sloppy seconds

LOL. No not really. Not getting rid of this just to use my old, old ipod

Funny how some have downvoted this undeniable fact. But there are some who think by denying the properties of male DNA they can change it.

I almost dissembled the center console looking for one. Also no luck in the glove box

Whenever I have an employee that I really need to get rid of, I call them in and say… “We need to formulate an exit strategy for you”. I leave it up to them. Want to resign today or in 2 weeks. Accepting your fate gains you a good recommendation for future employment. (Hoping that they will get a job with a competitor and continue to be inept)

this is the old baseball analogy. Fire all the players or fire the manager. If everyone quits it’s not the players but an asshole manager