Oh I just want to buy one of these with magic letters written in red ink at 45 degrees with some magic words and a thumb print. My bills are safe, I like having a credit score where I can rent. And buy things.
I upvote cat pictures!
Oh I just want to buy one of these with magic letters written in red ink at 45 degrees with some magic words and a thumb print. My bills are safe, I like having a credit score where I can rent. And buy things.
I kinda want to try it.
I thank you. Didn’t realize it noped out on me this morning.
Food cannot touch on the plate. Each item must have a clearly defined DMZ between it and its neighbors.
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.
Well in my defense, I’m pretty stupid.
I wish I were this unafraid to look like an idiot.
I don’t know you but hearing this makes me incredibly happy and I wish you a long life and all the joy it brings!
That’s awesome. My niece passed away several years ago waiting on lungs to become available (CF). Everyone in the family is an organ donor now. If we’re not using them might as well give someone else a shot.
I saw this story yesterday and I just cannot fathom HOW. It’s kind of amazing.
Don’t forget to CC the Grand Admiral of the Ocean so he can certify my validity and bona fides for use in the Admirality Court.
What I love about this is the fact that they think if they write something on a piece of paper it automatically makes it true. I wonder if they try to use their own currency too.
Hey can I get you to co-sign my writ of certification certifying that I’m a former and current eukaryote?
I like his fez.
I’ve been saving for a down payment. Making my coffee at home now and whatnot.
Jfc lady I’ve had a job for twenty years now. (1982 vintage millennial).
Cat.