This is the silliest shit I’ve ever discussed on the Internet. I will say kudos to you for keeping things mostly amicable. It’s been awhile since I’ve had an argument on topicality and it’s been entertaining for me. Thanks my friend, best wishes.

Velocity is not suggestive because it is defined as speed in a direction.

In your example you are only taking speed, assuming direction and stating velocity.

That’s not how legal systems work… Plenty of things are legal in one place and illegal in another. No Christians are worried about blasphemy against Zeus or Jupiter. Like wise a Zoroastrian is only concerned about blasphemy against Ahura Mazda and not Allah.

Okay… Which one? It’s pretty clear that decaffeinated coffee violates no religions that I’m aware of… And in fact for some religions would be the only allowable way to drink coffee. And if you argue that I just meant in general that it is a slight on to any God then how would you interpret that as anything other than humor or sarcasm?

Do you always feel like a victim or is it just when you aren’t caffeinated enough?

Opinions, such as “all methods of decaffeinating coffee are blasphemy” are subjective in their very nature. What makes this more obvious is that the definition of blasphemy is entirely subjective and can’t even begin to be assessed objectively until at very minimum a religious dogma is declared for the basis of evaluation.

That’s because words on their own all have definitions. The subjectivity is created contextually. I swear it feels like I’m talking to a bot.

How do you gather? You think there isn’t many ways to decaffeinate beans or that some of them aren’t gross? Or that most ways used to decaffeinate beans doesn’t make the coffee taste bad?

These are the very points James makes in the first 2/3rds of the video.

The only point that he and I might delaminate on was that all decaf is blasphemous, and that’s a stretch because he never talks about the religious criminality of drinking coffee?

Why do you think I would offer a video to people about decaf that I didn’t watch? Hint: I don’t hate decaf coffee.

Yikes this is getting drawn out and silly, eh. I’ll save us some time.

You win.

But one thing that I couldn’t help but chuckle at is your interpretation of the coffee capitol point.

You live in a hockey capitol. That doesn’t make you an expert, but I bet if you wanted to buy a hockey stick you would have a number of stores carrying top gear… If you wanted to see a game you probably have a number of hockey teams from pro to amateur you could go watch live.

I have direct access to three of the top 20 roasters in the country. I’m fortunate to have access to some of the best coffee in the world regardless if I’m an expert or not.

And this is sort of the point overall… You added so much of your own arguments to my position that you aren’t even arguing with me or the points that I’m making.

I’m not hiding behind subjectivity, I was the one who posted the video “negating” my so called “opinions”. You still think I did that as a mistake. Which I think is the second example that shows you are coming to this discussion in bad faith.

It’s no wonder you recommend introspection, given you have been arguing only with your interpretation of my opinion.

I’m a huge fan of James Hoffman… I don’t think anyone alive understands coffee better than he does.

I live in a US Coffee Capital…

I make brilliant decaf for my pregnant wife.

My preparation is flawless in drip and espresso

You guys really don’t understand subjectivity or sarcasm and are filling in a ton of the blanks.

No no, that was the only reasonable part. Everything else wrapping that was absurd though.

That’s the funny thing about subjectivity right?

That’s some top shelf stretching there.

There are many ways to decaffeinate a coffee bean… Some more gross than others… All of them blasphemy.

And yes most of them ruin the taste of coffee.

Also it’s obvious you have seen this already. https://youtu.be/yYTSdlOdkn0?si=6Z1RlexQCt2I4OI9

I mean you could always substitute a witch if you are unable to source the live duck…

You probably want something like netgenius one. That’s enterprise grade but might be a good starting point to research. Alternatively you could look at ips/ids systems that can apply a set of definitions or rules to the analysis, ubiquiti or fortinet has some solutions for this sort of thing but I’m sure there are alternatives out there which would be better depending on your needs.

You are kind of asking several questions here though and may need to clarify a bit what goal you have in mind for the solution you are looking for.

No chance… The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide…

“press harder…” “Make sure sack is dry and try again”

Day to day, yes… Decade to decade, very unlikely.

It would make for a very interesting biometric lock mechanism though…

“… Hold on boys, just need to unlock my phone real quick…”

For what it is worth, today Netanyahu is exceptionally unpopular among more secular Israelis.

Additionally Lehi, is only one example of Israelis organizations that have committed terroristic atrocities against Palestine over the years. The Kach, and later Kahane Chai are examples of Israeli terrorist organizations with similar objectives as well… At least they were, until the Biden administration decided to remove their terrorist designation last year. The Jewish Defense League which committed attacks against Americans in the 80’s is another.

Plenty of awful in the world to go around…

Fails to play for me as well. Not sure if anyone is willing to describe why they believe this is a missle and not a rocket, but would appreciate it.