Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

Something something runs on Windows.

Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!

My political views are whatever this is.

Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they’ll help you achieve it!

If they shut down taco bell it becomes the flag of the Fascist Neo-Confederacy of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

/s

Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!

Seagulls seagulls everywhere.

Leaving presents in my hair.

It gives my scalp a glossy feel.

Who needs shampoo when you can have…

REAL?

🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰

Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD

TIL Tim Curry had a stroke in 2012.

All the Neo-Malthusian BS in this thread, holy crap. The “overpopulation is the problem” has got to be one of the best ways for governments, corpos, and the rich to deflect attention from their failures and excesses. Hands down even better than the “personal carbon footprint” propaganda.

• earth has a resource distribution/use efficiency issues right now; the rich are greedy and wasteful.

• don’t want to have kids? Fine, don’t! Kids deserve parents that want them, and you deserve your autonomy to live your life as more than a means to an end for demographics.

• if governments addressed the resource hoarding and waste, more people who want to have kids would have them because they would have enough to have a good quality of life and standard of living, and we would also have addressed things like climate change and dystopic corpo control.

D-I-Why?

Housing problem solved?

hard to find evidince

This is, like, an undergrad project.

1. work with the depressed grad student who is good at stats to determine the parameters of your experiment at the outset and calculate the number of subjects and stimuli for statistical power; pay in marking or research help.

2. get an appropriate number of headshots from undergrad males for stimuli, give them intro psyc course credit for participating.

3. work with mid-degree graphic design students to give all headshots 3 levels of chins (low, normal, emphasized), ensuring none are comical; the the psyc grad student signs off on the work as portfolio credit

4. have an appropriate number of undergrad cis-het women subjects rate a your lineup for attractiveness; intro psyc course credit for participation

5. analyze the results to see if low chin is selected less than normal or emphasized.

6. submit your research paper and results; get your 4th year class capstone. Grad student takes your work and adds it to their dissertation, you get a footnote.

I’m sure this has been done…

Yeah good thing we don’t have folks knowingly creating conditions where parents would need to worry about the air their babies are breathing, eh?