:(

I’m supposed to… goatse… to wash my hands?

Oh. Lovely.

Nice.

See, his mistake was not killing him during a Career Day at an elementary school. If he took out kids as well, he wouldn’t get a terrorism charge.

Put it on an album cover!

And then I’m sad later when it’s broken

Fake: Army recruiter actually goes away the first time he asks

the anti-cop inside of me when i see a goth girl with a badge:

No, thank you. I prefer having 25 different Fediverse accounts despite them all being able to communicate with each other and 10 Mastodon alts because I didn’t like my instance.

gwah

_{i’mjusttryingtobefunny TwT}

Please do not bring peppers

Waldrop took the empty container home and measured how much it could hold, discovering it only held 22 ounces.

Bro really pulled out the scientific instruments and everything 😭

Average Twitter user when something doesn’t have immediate context

Sounds like an OPSEC disaster waiting to happen.

top top bottom bottom dom sub dom sub popper lube host

Bro looks like Logan Paul

mfw i can’t buy a fifth gold plated private jet because i got taxed a billion dollars