30s my dude. My how the turn tables.
I’m 33 still waiting
Same, 38.
It doesn’t happen for everyone. Life isn’t a fairly tale. :/
Yeah I’m just waiting for everyone to stop having fun so i can sort through sloppy 1/80s
Maybe being the kind of person who refers to it as sloppy 1/80s has something to do with it.
That would make sense if i were constantly saying that every time i was in a situation where i could say it. I’m not, so it doesn’t.
That’s just how it feels sometimes when people say “it’s just not your time yet.”
If youre not getting laid consider turning off hard-core difficulty in your dating app. Its in the settings under sexuality.
Thanks for being there for me m’dudes
the cheat code for skipping ahead is “bb top ddf can host”
top top bottom bottom dom sub dom sub popper lube host
Pepper?
Please do not bring peppers
Unless?
gwah
isn’t that the code that lets you both play as the same character in Street Fighter?
Turns out you kind of have to meet girls for this to have a chance to happen, and what with the global loneliness epidemic and lack of places and reasons to meet new people, that ain’t happening.
Damn thanks for protecting my ego, I didn’t even have to think of anything myself
I’m in my mid 30s, having women tell me of the psychological fights that NO ONE TOLD ME WERE EVEN HAPPENING, AND NO-ONE GOT ME.
Anyway, I now have a great love life. So long as you’re not dead, there’s always time for it to sort itself out. Be patient and focus on yourself.
So long as you’re not dead, there’s always time for it to sort itself out.
Hell, even if you die, there could be a necrophiliac who falls madly in love with your corpse.
the dream
Finally, sex without relationship maintenance
right? just gotta die first…
Oh, is 121 too old for you?? This is why you’re single.
121 is fucking dead, so yeah… too old. Oldest confirmed person is 117.
Why do you hate vampires?
Wouldn’t setting to 180 be best, to maximize area of effectiveness.
The fucking worst people to talk to about romance are people that found their “soul mate” with little to no effort on their part. They’re so convinced that its the easiest thing in the world to just go out and find the one because they never felt rejection more than once or twice.
No John, the dating app you used to meet your wife doesn’t work anymore, its designed specifically to make us spend money forever.
