Quality shitpost.
The Council of Bald Dudes approves.
/signed.
For that price I’d happily try it.
However good or bad it is. It can’t be worse than luncheon meat. Treet meat and it’s offbrand variants.
The price of spam is just criminal nowadays. Costs more than corned beef.
Because of the National Security Act, the laws of the United States, and the rules of this platform I cannot freely share my feelings on the contents of this article.
Just imagine what I might say using the above statement as context. Here’s a hint, I’m on the side of Greenpeace.
Agreed 100%.
But no business in the capitalist world where selling ads is a billion dollar industry is going to make this available. In fact they’ll fight it tooth and nail. All the way to the SCOTUS if they have to.
That would be glorious.
But you’d definitely have to jailbreak your device and sideload it somehow.
Or pay to import one from a country where the govt doesn’t give a damn about piracy if it ever gets made.
Upgrading to pleather.
Fancy.
Cheap hearty food. Beans are wonderful. Affordable. Shelf stable. Full of protein. And tasty.
The way my dad told it. When I was removed (tumor baby ftw) the doctor was just about to cut me and my dad stepped in. And told the doctor something along the lines of, “if you cut his dick off I will cut your dick off”
Dad was a 6’4 Vietnam veteran.
Not /s sadly.
Just look at Bernie Madoff.
Would been on the cover of Forbes.
So why arrested? This is what AI is for right? Oh, he screwed over the wrong people didn’t he?
I would.
But I don’t want a caste of sentient slaves. I want partners with perspectives us meatbags couldn’t come up with on our own.
That’s a good metric to normalize.
The next Concord.
If my fucking wand breaks mid combat I swear to baphomet…
Bull (pause for emphasis) shit.
It’s got 30 god damned years to draw on. Properties that longtime fans have been begging for for literal decades.
A quarter century of neglected IP. Just pick some. And make them.
Of course we all know the real problem. Those old IP can’t or won’t work as an always online live service. So they won’t make quintillions of dollars a year. They’d make some money if they’re made true to the original vision. But the goal isn’t to make some money. It needs to make all the money. It needs to be a killer app. An Overwatch killer or Fortnite killer. Can’t ever be happy to just make money. Staying in the black isn’t good enough.
I’m fully team Orca. Sink em all.