Don’t sweat it. Just get what’s on sale.

They’re all the same.

There’s only one reason I’d opt for a high priced name brand. And that’s the ability to apply filters to everything you’re watching.

Imagine watching Ace Ventura but every character has the Chad Face filter on.

“American Style” Democrqcy

I installed it earlier this year on android. But it wouldn’t let me sign in or browse without syncing my contacts from my phone.

So I uninstalled it.

Totally. You think they parade around at NAMBLA marches or something?

They would if they were honest.

But don’t worry. Catholics don’t have a monopoly on child abuse. Evangelical youth pastors are gunning for the crown. (They’ll never get close. But they’re trying)

I only keep it installed for service outages and breaking news. I don’t need an extra layer of bullshit to wade thru to see if Xbox servers are down.

This shit better be opt-in.

I rarely dream. But when I do, it’s deleted from my RAM about 10 seconds after I wake up.

Super fun to wake up sweating buckets absolutely pants shitting terrified and by the time it registers where you are and that you’re safe it’s completely gone.

Just trying to imagine up some headcanon for why anyone would buy this and have it shipped across the country.

Thousand plus years.

I don’t know exactly when sneaky catholic scribes changed up the wording to make being gay bad except when they’re being gay with children. But it’s definitely their doing.

Anyone into witchcraft. Is there call for such a rare egg in spellwork?

He doesn’t want to end it. He is a dual citizen.

He works for Netanyahoo. Not the US president.

Good.

I don’t play CoD. But im very pro modding.

Welp. Look for the colonizers to start using biological weapons. Seems like every time a sane person makes a suggestion they line up 3 new sharks to jump.

Real or fake. Drive like an asshole. Get what you deserve.

You just know there’s a plug chilling right now at that specific Golden Corral

That genocidal lunatic doesn’t need a reason.

Facebook is a site for college dudes to rank women by hotness.

And the Old Folks Home of the internet.

Simultaneously.

Forums were better.

Lol. Hell no.

A lot. Lately tho I’m bouncing between The Offspring, Kenshi Yonezu, and Powerwolf.