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Cant wait to play the next Monster Hunter and buy hunting permits at $2.99 for each hunt.
Hey hey my company is doing exactly this right now
“Get EVERYTHING OFF PREM. SEND ALL OF IT TO GCP NOW”
Code whisperer
(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)
Alcohol works on both external aaaand internal wounds
The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together
Oh man im not sure if i hate HPSM more or the in house dumpster fire my corp replaced it with
Hey Liz Lemon do you kind if i degoogle myself in your office?
Sucks what happened with NFTs being applied to literally the lowest hanging fruit for what it could be used for
The best use case for nfts i read was providing a nft for digital purchases like books,songs, or micro transactions/dlcs for video games so you could keep track of what you own digitally by the nft possibly even transferring your purchases to other accounts
But no.
Monkey pictures.
Because $$$$
Id like to add dog poo in the form of mud and dirt tracked in from the backyard by said dog during the 6 months it rains nonstop where im at
I had an asus rog laptop where after years of daily use the power port had gotten detached from the motherboard at least for one of the connections
Disassembled it and soldered it back in place and got a few more years out of it
So exactly how the world worked before the internet except instead of getting your misinformation from aunt Becky you get disinformation from xXxFrenchmansCumsockxXx a12 year old in a foreign country… or a bot
You have the right to an attorney should you survive my onslaught
No the world just ran out of coat hanger bones and is trying to hide it with plastic replacements
Removed by mod
She bought him a new hp printer and used up all the starter ink
Those tiny solar cells calculators used to have
Real men test in prod
Reaaal men of geeenius