This is gonna make a lot of Europeans mad.

Source : am french. I love me some Americano, but the default here is the espresso. You can also get a “long espresso” which is basically a diluted espresso, and is still not the same as an Americano (and this is where my coffee knowledge stops, so I’m not sure what the differences are exactly). I also have some Italian family and they would probably disown me if I said that the Americano is the “default” black coffee

So-called risks taking executives/business people when they could take a risk to benefit their employees without hurting their bottom line (and possibly even increasing it):

legally mandated one day off

As a french : what the fuck, Japan ?

Wait there’s a free and easy GitHub script ? I bought an OEM key for 2 bucks like a sucker

If any country stands to benefit from global warming it’s probably Russia tbh. China, I really doubt it though.

There was shrinkage !

Unfortunately the Académie Française is mostly full of crusty old men who think they can dictate how the french language evolves, so we rarely care about what they have to say

TF2 proved it was a viable model

TF2’s hats were just the beginning. The shit they’ve pulled with my beloved dota 2 over the years ended up disgusting me away from the game altogether

Because then you get to cut very thin slices because it’s kind of fun to do and they sort of melt on your tongue, and surely that way you won’t eat as much as if you were eating “normal-sized” slices, right ?

Cut to me staring at a plate filled with hundreds of tiny pieces of cheese crust, who obviously ate the entire fucking block of cheese in one sitting

I’m sure you are familiar with ACAB. The L stands for “landlords” here

Or Grük got real fucking good at throwing spears hard

It’s an in-joke within the community. These messages are shared on the Internet, and you can only use preset phrases and words (e.g “behold, ___!” here). From day one, people have been calling turtles and other cute critters dogs.

They’re missing the Elden Ring dog too

The sheriff confirmed all 160 pounds of the illegal drug have been securely stored in the evidence locker

It depends on the keyboard. I’ve used some in the past that tied that feature to the current language

Sympa l’article. Par contre Refused c’est clairement du punk, ou alors ils ont un homographe que je connais pas

Bruh English is not even my first language and I started really understanding RATM’s lyrics near the end of highschool, without having to ever read them because I was too lazy cool for that. I do have pretty good English comprehension skills but I’m sure the average native speaker does better than me

Someone didn’t listen to Rage Against the Machine in highschool (in “Wake up” they read an excerpt from one of these memos. It blew my mind when I finally understood the lyrics fully years later)

laughs in unreal engine