Spinach

I have a prosthetic that replaces nine teeth and a significant portion of gum tissue lost due to a surgery, and I had to fight tooth (heh) and nail to get my dentist to make one where the teeth weren’t perfect. He wanted to add a veneer to one of my remaining teeth so I would have that chiclet smile. No, thank you.

Altoidius.

The UN: “Nah, we’ve just acknowledged that Palestine is a country, let’s give it 80 years and see what happens.”

Also lotion and antacids.

Weak sauce

In my experience, it’s the people who go around calling other people dumb who turn out to be the idiots in the end.

You can’t get pissy over someone misgendering you in an anonymous forum, especially if you never told them your gender in the first place. I mean, you can, but it makes you look ridiculous.

God forbid anyone make an account and decide to use it.

Literally and whether.

Yeah, I didn’t realize how much trouble it was causing me until I was gone.

Caught a permaban for calling someone a coward. No big loss, honestly. Reddit wasn’t doing anything for me except raising my blood pressure.