Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
And moist too.
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
Vaginius
“He has a wife, you know… Do you know what she’s called?”
Not Virginius
Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren’t upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
And I thought I had to post this… Thank you
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
Aaah! That’s where Biggus Dickus is coming from!
M&Mius Withius Peanutius
Assius
Bussius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?
we also found Bussius (@ValarieLenin@midwest.social)
we need to find Gockius
My would be Pussyius
Only if you ate an actual cat.
saladius
Sweat Greens employee at the register:
“What can I get for you?”
Me and the boys:
“Salad us.”
Lasagnius
Starburstius sounds a bit wild
Butterchickenius
fun fact - i do have a roman name irl :)
Butter chicken is delicious, you have good taste in food.
Guess what I cooked today? Butter chickpea. :)
Please share the recipe
Here you go: https://lemmy.world/post/36538209
Awesome, thank you
Murgh Makhanius
tylenolius
My son is autismus
Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.
Nigirius 🍣. That’s not problematic at all.
Hey same. But I would go with sushius.
Goatius
Cunalingusius
that would be Cuntius
Vaginaius
Coochius