iPhone says that the translation to English is “Grains of rainbow chrysanthemum flower seeds”

Felipe is such an arbitrary name for a praying mantis! lol

Buried with Ryan Reynolds

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

The Butterfly Effect

Living as an openly gay man. It felt like I was finally able to breathe

It’s rare for me to find a movie that actually scares me, but Sinister is one that really make me feel afraid. The soundtrack alone does it for me

Siri has had attitude lately.

My SO asked her to start a timer and she wasn’t listening so he said, “Wow” and she responded in a very sarcastic tone, “Wow, wow, wow…” 🙄

I used to kinda enjoy using Siri but in the past year or two she got really bad. She raises the volume of music when I ask her to lower it and occasionally she will not stop playing when I ask her to stop

I was on the right track but no way I would’ve guessed it!

LG Voyager. Loved that phone!

Neutral jing is best jing

Smart watch. I’ve been wearing one every day for the past 5-6 years. I like that I can check notifications at work, in a meeting, or any time it’s inconvenient to have my phone out. I also really enjoy having my fitness data tracked for trends over the years: calories burned, steps walked, heart rate, breathing, exercises, sleep, etc. It has really helped me become a more active person as I try to beat previous goals.

We set up our indoor Christmas decorations right after Halloween. It feels like the season goes by so quickly and we don’t get to enjoy them for as long as we want if we wait until after Thanksgiving

lmao this is so stupid, I love it

My SO swears at his personal assistant all the time and I feel like it has gotten more vindictive over time and refuses to listen to simple tasks

Those Music updates were a long time coming!

My first phone as a teen was an LG Voyager. Then I switched to my first smartphone which was a Motorola Droid. After the phone slowed down significantly I switch to an HTC One, and once that gave me similar issues I switch to an iPhone 5 which I loved. Then I replaced it with an iPhone 7, X, and now I’m on an iPhone 13 PM. I used to always use Firefox when available, but I’ve stuck with Safari ever since I switch to the iPhone.

How it’s happened to me is if you’re semi-hard or not holding your dick down, when you piss it’ll go through the space between the seat and the bowl.

I worked for a furniture store. They used to buy mattresses and furniture sets for like $200-300 and arbitrarily sell them for around $700-1000. I used to be able to haggle with people and still sell them for like double what they cost. I hated that job for so many reasons