Great, this has just replaced some vim key bindings in my head. Thanks very much!

Donald Trump naked on a trampoline

Whoa, who would’ve guessed there are so many anti-Semites in Israel!?

Your mom is so fat she compresses a binary tree into a linked list in O(1) by sitting on it.

Ooohh, give it a twist! One direction the trolley kills a bazillion people. The other direction it kills only one person, but everybody else becomes an atheist.

Confront it with a/the trolley-problem.

What are those long tubes? The only thing that comes to mind is the Panzerschreck (Raketenpanzerbüchse 54) without the later heat shield, which would put this picture in 1943 at the earliest. Yet the invasion into the Soviet Union started in 1941.

What started this thread:

I think the TTD actually doesn’t stand for anything

TTD clearly stands for Transport Tycoon Deluxe, and openly so. The entire and only point I made is exactly that.

Right now you’re just an insufferable prick and try to be right by shifting the topic.

Omfg, don’t act so dull. OpenTTD is an asset-compatible reimplementation of Transport Tycoon Deluxe. The string “Transport Tycoon Deluxe” is in the source code/resources, it is right on the top of the projects website:

OpenTTD runs on the original assets of Transport Tycoon Deluxe …

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transport_Tycoon

Seeing that in recent days was actually the inspiration for my concoction.

(Open) Transport Tycoon Deluxe. Or OpenTTD for short.

Runs on ~5 tons of coal per day.

I can’t. And if I could, I wouldn’t.

Re sauce:

I can’t browse through the brain rot 😢

Whoa, I was born at some point 🤯

Don’t mind me, I just whipped round to see if everything is ship-shaped and Bristol fashion.

I remember a talk show where some Christian minister or priest thought he could attribute western advancement (political, social, science) to Christianity. Because, look at all those Muslim countries and how backwards they are. Which, of course, is complete nonsense. All social, political, and scientific progress in Europe (and by extension the world) was achieved against church resistance. If it was for the church, we would still live in monarchies, without electricity, and only pray for health. You’re making the same fallacy: here (west) good and we have capitalism, there bad and %something_else. So it must be thanks to capitalism. No. Capitalism is happy to exploit you in a dictatorship, theocracy, oligarchy, … Capitalism loves slavery. Capitalism loves monopolies to extract even more money (and by extension undervalued labor) from you. Capitalism loves poverty because it means cheap workforce. Capitalism doesn’t give a fuck if you are killed or maimed at a job if replacing you is cheaper than preventing accidents. Capitalism only serves the people with the capital. Everybody else gets fobbed off with peanuts and will happily be sacrificed to the machine if it makes a profit. Are we better off in a capitalist system than our ancestors three or four generations prior? Yes. Is that thanks to capitalism? No. It is despite capitalism and thanks to the restrictions we put on it. Restrictions which get continuously eroded.