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Do a barrel roll
🙂 🙃 🙂
FatTony Search engine is it down or just me
It’s loading.
Walmart near me
Still more accurate than bing maps
I gotta say, Google Maps has been getting squirrelly on me lately tho.
Most recently, I was out fishing and wanted to get directions to the other side of the lake and a parking area over there.
The road directions had me driving a little ways up the shore, then down a fucking footpath to the water, then swimming across the fucking lake, then getting on another road and driving to the parking area.
Oh my god, there’s always a relevant xkcd.
Great job!
Put a grid in the middle, then this is accurate for 80% of American cities.
Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy
I don’t know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:
You fucking what
Oh god
Oh fuck I’m so old
So this is what it feels like.
Edit: I’m going to take this moment to let those of you who are not aware know how how many hits Max Martin wrote in the '90s and beyond.
You are, my fire
My one, desiiiiire
#DONT WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
My one, desire
Same, I can feel the wrinkles crack on the corners of my eye.
My bones creak when I move.
Mmmmm bop
tippytopidoowapdibbydobidowap
Yeahhh
I am firmly within the demographic that should have heard that song (37) and I have yet to hear it in its entirety. I have only ever heard that refrain, ever.
I’m actively familiar with it, but managed to avoid it.
Just hit me with the truth, babe
how to exit vim?!
Unplug the virtual cable.
It cannot be done - enjoy it, this is your life now.
Hard reboot.
:qa!but idk why you would
Where did the duckduck go?
To the other sideside.
I’m telling my kids this is ChatGPT
The T stands for Tony.
I am out of the loop, what happened to duckduckgo?
DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop. So now no one can use it anymore.
(I dunno DuckDuckGo is not working anymore. I think it has something to do with Microsofts servers)
DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop.
I laughed at that more than I should have.
How to remove micro plastics from testicles?
This is not possible :(
How we removed testicles from micro plastics?
Time
Sure, she got some work done but plastics is a bit far. However, I don’t think any sane person would call your mom “micro”. Anyway, she’s definitely down for some dogs in a bathtub and prefers to keep them that way.
Remove testicles
How is babby form???
they need to do way instain mother who kill their babbys. Because these babby cant frigth back?
Travel to supermarket, go to sauce aisle and eat a jar of prego. Congrats you’re now preggo
Help! I kissed a boy, I think I’m prognort?!
corn
edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes
It’s a pale zucchini with a six pack
It’s not called a “six pack” on corn, dude. They’re butter gutters.
I regret knowing the reference here because it makes it a bit more ick, but that’s fucking funny.
ty I’m sure I impressed them with my knowledge of corn vines
corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we’ll never know 😞
Also my dreams of being colonel@corn.com have been dashed.
I remember back in junior high we had to make a fake company and product and advertise it in print form for some class.
This was the height of iMac and iPod so my group basically made Apple but for corn instead and it was awesome how many corn related product names and references we were able to work in . Even had a cool minimalist ear of corn logo and our iCorn computer even had an ear of corn shaped tower lol
maize
I need to order some
This is hilarious. Thank you Lemmy!!
Zuck beard real or fake
As real as a wig.
Top search result for “can reptiles grow beards?”
Why does my stomach hurt after eating french toast?
In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.
Hot singles in my area.
I think the best billboard I’ve seen is in South Florida where it has a picture of a sexy woman and it says “Your wife is hot” in big letters. When you get closer, you see it’s an ad for an AC servicing/repair company.
I guess you?
