Tacos have loose meat

Those chicken strip tacos are liars.

I once wrote in the sex Ed annonymous question box how snakes have sex and the teacher got pissed and threw it away like it was a prank.

I really wanted to know :(

Now I do! Kinda! I know it looks cooler than mamals mating at least

Oops read that as magats

Does he lick his paws after? Regardless that’s adorable!

Hey it is actually pretty cool you’re planning to eat before drinking. I hope you also have plans for after but good to not start on empty stomachs!

I mean… that’s how if feels to go outside what you gonna do? Stop climate change? A nap is much more appealing…

Good luck if your cat shits under the bed

Fucking hell all the dispotian AI taking over ruling the world shit and no one predicted the much more boring version: a company unleashing a half-assed AI to make their stupid services more profitable and steal all your data and rights to make it happen.

Unpopular opinion: I prefer Scott. Doesn’t clog toilets easily, doesn’t leave a bunch of crud after wiping (I’ve heard it called clitter but that is gender and region specific. Conveys the idea though) Also is cheaper and lasts longer. I’m sorry so many buttholes feel the need for this stuff

When you’re trying to work past the anxiety but the physical symptoms persist on creating the feedback loop

Lately my anxiety has manifested as feeling like my whole body is vibrating. Like it’s my blood or something. It’s so much harder to ignore when it is physical.

Obligatory fuck Nestlé

Thank you I appreciate this very much! I’m convinced so I’m gonna watch it this week and I’ll be sure to try to keep my phone out of my hands. It’s more a physical keep my hands busy compulsion than anything haha

Thanks for being vague ;)

The only people I see on ebikes are those dang nabbit youths.

My biggest fear is they don’t know the rules of the road or have any practical experience in a car to have defensive driving/riding skills. They don’t know when they are in someone’s blind spot or what it is like to be a driver in a familiar area while agitated (such as local Walmart parking lot or that on ramp that always has idiots and confusing signs or the stoplight that always has congestion… etc)

They have no clue how dumb I can be or what I’ve witnessed. Stop at the stop signs at least and don’t drive so close to parked cars going 20mph

Does anyone know what special this is from?

Is Her actually an entertaining movie to watch? or is it just like another Oscar bait cerebral slow burn that at the end of it you realized it was pretty boring if it didn’t provoke any thoughts for the viewer?

I want a video of this

Also now I want a spoof video of Talking Heads with lil Jon shouting “wwwWWWWWHAAAT?!” and “HOOOKAAAY!” between hot takes

https://youtube.com/shorts/lQcNyM8VMcE

Is the cashier Leia?

Omg Marge is hot without a perm

This is glorious

Nah keep drinking