It’s a quilting sewing machine. I saw one once at an art exhibit.

Just imagine the electricity bill.

My dad did. He would always pronounce it “Real-la-tor”. My mom, who was a Realtor would always correct him. lol it’s “Real-tor”.

That’s what the room upstairs with black walls and red furniture is for.

Wow. Missed that. Why get wet. It’s a convenience.

Oh God. I couldn’t get past the 24 office chairs. It’s like one of those things, the longer you look the worse it gets.

You don’t have to, did you see one of the last pictures? It’s completely unfinished and you can see the wiring. Romex running everywhere. x. x

I counted 24 office chairs. TWENTY FOUR. Why in the conference hell. lol

Whoa, there must have been a blow out sell on office chairs. Who needs normal chairs when you can have an office chair?!

Also, no central heat and air, window units… In that massively hot tin box.

Also I forgot to mention the floor to wall carpeting.

Man this place has it all! What a steal! lol

edit: I totally missed it, but did anyone clock the gigantic quilt sewing machine in slide 34?

Lots of “potential!”

Can confirm. Worked at BioWare for ten years. They did a presentation at some big release event and they had the pc off stage with a pan of ice and a fan directly blowing on the open pc. Mmmhm it totally won’t melt your pc! They eventually fixed it, but video game announcement trailers are total smoke and mirrors typically.

Bahahaha 🤣

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No stove, just a microwave. I think I’ll pass. Lol

Imagine microwaving your tv dinner in your very own, private, affordable?, and furnished lake shed!

edit: i copy and pasted that above from the website (the quote).

I really appreciate the use of a dyslexia friendly typeface.

My ex bf cruising at a sauna.

Such a dumb question that people obses over. As a gay man, i personally prefer someone who will actually have experience and be good in bed.

edit: i am not criticizing the comic strip, i love the animation, just the theme. I’ve always found body count super silly/borderline sexist…