As a hiring manager, I am absolutely floored how many people do not actually have this information on their resumes. So while most people would assume a lot of redundancies between the form and a resume, I can assure you that many people do not have this information readily available on their resumes.

I identify with everything Mouse said 🔥

Ouch. But upon self reflection, I really am the loser for continuing to feed a lazy mooch each and every day.

I usually say, “Living the dream, and it’s a nightmare”

You’re very right, so you won’t get bit. She is thoughtful like that 😻

She won’t let you regift her. If you get near to the bag, she’ll bite 🧛‍♀️

Yay for the nocebo effect

Autopsy of Jane Doe was very memorable.

Good thing the hangman has X’s for eyes, otherwise, you know…