The cocaine on the hooker

Whoever ponders the orb

The home? It sunk too shortly after his death

America’s Aging Dams Are a Catastrophe Waiting to Happen

Nope

cue dark souls boss music

It gets better on Side B

Can I pay in coupons?

Ah, who am I kidding, of course I can!

an heresy

EVOLIVE

NRAELAUGH

If trees go extinct we’re all dead buddy

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The IRS hates this one trick

Sabor 😋

Not to mention Turkey, Iran, and Pakistan have more than enough force projection now to join in this time

Did you not read the headline? They’re already investigating him for that 😔

#I am trying to eat breakfast

No u

In Russia, windows fall out of you