Nice carpet you’ve got there… be a shame if someone… barfed eggs all over it

Also Pros - can be ridden at motorway speeds and can swallow your enemies

That’s OK Tyler, Space believes in you

Build it and they will cum

Brain Machine Interface

Hopefully not from Elon Musk but he might well get there first

In other news: Trump is a poo poo head

HS2, the latest UK high speed rail project is 140 miles and the budget currently stands at about 100bn GBP (…130bn $…?)

10bn gon get you nowhere, sorry

/edit. More rail good, but realistic budgets needed

Steam still says it’s an mmo… what is it then?

No, you weren’t

I showed this to my brother and he told me that his 7 year old, when he wants to sound mature, will announce that he’s the mayor of willytown

I desperately need a book of these for a Christmas present

Man in political power has such fagile masculinity that he legislate what he can’t demonstrate

… did he live in a mojo dojo casa house by chance?