I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
No ragrets
I’m trying to imagine why the scrambled eggs were still in the pan. I wanna eat my eggs while they’re warm. What happened here?
you made extra and left it in the pan for later
when i cook bacon i do the whole back and only eat a few slices and save the rest.
Yea but do you leave it in the pan? As soon as my bacon is done it goes on a plate covered in paper towels to soak up excess grease and after I’m done eating the meal whatever bacon might be left goes in the fridge. I normally only cook enough to eat for that meal though not a whole pack at once
How does it feel to be a functioning adult?
Painful, depressing, some other negative adjectives normally apply
even now, the evil seed of what he’s done GERMINATES within him
My cats like eggs too !
Don’t give it yellow part. It causes hair loss.
Time… for a… victory… nap.
Nice carpet you’ve got there… be a shame if someone… barfed eggs all over it
Do what you must, I have already won.
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⚠ NSFL