It worked for Enron! Until it didn’t.

and why they treat their drivers like subhuman robots already.

No nobody ever has to admit anything, they just have to be able to be plausibly implicated and plausible deniability is achieved.

I would absolutely and unironically fly this flag, although to be even more inclusive it also needs an alpha layer. Perhaps it should be a cube? Actually even that might not be inclusive enough, we need more dimensions. BRB I need to figure out how to attach a tesseract to my flagpole, I guess I’ll need some kind of gordian knot?

Mathematically right, the best kind of right.

It works: You can tell the real humans because they’ll be the only ones unwilling to do this invasive bullshit. The bots will just come up with something fake to scan and carry on as they always have.

It’s actually low-key brilliant. Start a gold rush, when you realize the gold isn’t actually there, pivot to selling shovels and keep hyping the gold rush. Fools and their money are soon parted, and there seem to be an endless supply of them.

All the greatest rockets in history have been made by Nazis, Elon is no exception.

xmpp is still the best, nobody’s ever going to change my mind. jabber 4 lyfe!