That was a beautiful read, cheers!

We have a table with literally three columns. One is an id, another a filename and a third a path. Guess which one was picked as the primary key?

Never seen something so stupid in 28 years of computing. Including my studies.

Hahaha! We’ve an “architect” who insists he needs to be the owner on the gitlab. My colleague has been telling him to fuck off for the entire week. It reached the point that fool actually complained to our common boss… The guy is so used to working as a start-up and has no fucking clue about proper procedures. It’s terrifying that he could be in charge of anything, really.

Wasn’t Rockstar riding that train first, though? How many games has Ubisoft produced since GTAV released, I wonder…

Holy shit in so glad it’s not just me. All I have ever seen from Java seems to be NullPointerException. (Which makes sense, but still, it’s pretty funny)

“Tester, c’est douter”

Looks like it. It’s something you need to negotiate during your job interview otherwise you’re fucked. Every company I looked at during my last round of job search was going for that bullshit 3 days at work 2 at home thing. Infuriating. Meanwhile, having our team leader be in an office on the other side of France and remotely manage several dozen people in a different site is apparently totally fine and not the same at all.

I thought that was the joke, but then I noticed he’s not on the mat. And then the comment about the size of the mat!

I’m curious what sort of shortcomings you saw? I’m no expert of the genre, but foe me I thought it was just very samey in gameplay, while still bringing some interesting twist to the table with the masks. And as you said, that art direction is incredible. Still, it felt very much like Eden Ring in Italia. Not necessarily a bad thing, I suppose. I’m still tempted to get it.

Turning women into baby factories very much seems to be part of the political agenda of some people.

Always a nice surprise when I see a picture and I think “aww, she’s adorable!” and realise where I am. Wonderful pick!

That’s some seriously interesting stuff. I had kind of forgotten there was still some actual quality content out there, so thank you for that!

That’s confusing because the one on the left clearly has nicer boobs, but the one of the right has a nicer face, imo. Ariana is on the right?

Again.

Seeking one final chance again.

For once, I can answer without a hint of hesitation : Stoya!

Doesn’t sound too weird to me. In my experience, devs always focus too much on positive / correct inputs, as they want things to work. Which is why you need testers that will catch all the weird crazy ways people can break things. Testers shouldn’t even see the code of it can’t handle nominal cases.

Sometimes the game itself doesn’t really tell you what it is. That’s not completely shocking.

You didn’t get the memo? Don’t stick your bits in crazy!

It’s the American way!

Forget about that, just let hackers at the source and free that code base and those assets. This whole story is insane!