Gas stations for selling those crack pipes which facilitate drug use.

Hey, those paper roses make really cute gifts for your crackhead sweetie.

I sure wouldn’t want to be in the rope business.

I think Odyssey is a pretty cool guy. Eh trojans hores and doesnt afraid of anything.

Fun fact: While mudita is Pali for “vicarious joy”, it’s also Spanish for “little mute girl”.

If your kids’ school laptops are surveilled, they’re surveilled by someone. Let’s call that someone Joe. Joe is a person who took a low-paying job that lets him surveil your kids. Joe likes his job, because he gets to surveil your kids. He gets to turn on the camera and look in your kids’ room. He gets to read the chat messages your kids send to their classmates.

Your kids would be better off without Joe in their lives. Joe is not a source of security. Joe is not protecting your kids; Joe is a threat to them.

Pot, weed, grass, ganja, herb, trees, green, chronic, reefer, doobage, dagga, dank, tea, …

Regulating a money scam that uses art as a token isn’t regulating art, it’s regulating money scams.

• directions from here to dinnertime
• cracked passwords for refrigerator
• toilet lid cheat code
• world record for most sparkly toys stashed under an oven
• cheese delivery
• helpless baby bird delivery
• hot single tomcats in your area

Do the Americans hate certain Hollywoods?

Making fun of people for admitting they don’t know things.

https://xkcd.com/1053/

Earth’s Mightiest Herpes.

SCHOOL FREE DRUG ZONE

Suing your former customers, now there’s a way to make people want to do business with you!

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Once again, copyright maximalists fail to understand the medium they profit from, and propose to destroy it.

The display of hypertext always involves the active participation of both clients and servers. It has never been dictated solely by document authors. A given hypertext document (e.g. a web page) may involve resources drawn from many servers, including ones not under the control of the document’s author. In addition, client behavior may vary from that expected by the document’s author; in matters as minor as the selection of font size, or as major as whether to display images or execute script code. This separation of control is a fundamental feature of the medium, and gives rise to many of the medium’s strengths: for instance, the development of servers, clients, and documents may advance semi-independently, serving different interests.

Users may choose clients that they believe will better serve their needs. In many cases, users have chosen clients that take steps to mitigate the power of advertisers to control the medium: see e.g. the adoption of pop-up blocking (pioneered in Netscape plug-ins and minority browsers like iCab and Opera) and the later adoption of anti-malware technology such as Google Safe Browsing by Firefox and Opera as well as Google’s own Chrome. These choices have strengthened the medium, making it more usable and thus more popular: imagine how unpleasant the web would be today without the pop-up blocking developed 20+ years ago.

Le Guin’s Earthsea almost doesn’t have white people.

Depends on if you need to know what “qualia” means, or if you need to know what a “Parisian doobjob” is.

There is a word for country X trying to operate a government function inside country Y’s territory, without country Y’s permission. That word is “invasion”.

Orbitz went to heaven so you could have boba.

How come they can’t afford to pay pensions to the families of dead soldiers then?