What outside wing thing? How to dinner time? How to exit tub (sphynx)? 4am zoomies land speed record? How to second dinner time? How to outside?

Post what you think your cat’s search history would be!

    • rescue_toaster@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      How get foodgiver pet me?

      How get foodgiver not pet me?

      How to best stare at foodgiver to give me better food?

      Why does foodgiver sleep when its playtime?

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    1. ufo sightings
    2. uap sightings
    3. ufo uap crashes crash sites
    4. unexplained aerial phenomena
    5. global space programs
    6. who is Elon Musk
    7. name of this planet
    8. weather patterns
    9. are we in an ice age currently
    10. hottest locations on aerth
    11. hottest locations on Earth
    12. how to make sunlight hotter
    13. cat sweaters
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      2 months ago

      It sounds like your cat would enjoy some sweater snuggles!!!

      Go put on a warm sweater, and hug your kitty!!!

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        2 months ago

        Bartholomew left, to return to his home planet, I assume. I didn’t find that search history until afterwards.

        As far as I can tell Cats are an alien species that are apparently from at much hotter planet.

        That tracks with: how much heat they generate, how they just zoom around the room at odd times (shedding excess body heat?), and why on warms days they still lay in direct sunlight.

        I hope he’s found happiness.

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    2 months ago

    Just searches/purchases of cat food. Especially the food she loves but to which she’s allergic.

    The other one would be searching for wildlife and bird videos all the time.

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    • directions from here to dinnertime
    • cracked passwords for refrigerator
    • toilet lid cheat code
    • world record for most sparkly toys stashed under an oven
    • cheese delivery
    • helpless baby bird delivery
    • hot single tomcats in your area
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    • How to use zebra crossing?
    • Does the right of way for pedestrians also apply to cats?
    • Next vet
    • Where is home (switzerland)?
    • What is germany and why am I there?
    • Why are there so many cats in germany?
    • Why am I the queen here?
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    1. Why that dog have to bark?
    2. Why dog so pathetic?
    3. How to stop guests visiting?
    4. Why shower floor water so good?
    5. Top ten flavours of biscuit
    6. Is butter safe to eat?
    7. How to stop human from working on computer?
    8. Poop not buried enough?
    9. Why cant I be inside and outside at same time?
    10. Mep.
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    • Why is dad so loud?
    • How to get mom to give more treats
    • How to work red light toy
    • Why not sunny space all day long?
    • Why do humans get in the wet box?
    • I ate a string, what do i do?
    • New surfaces to scoot butt