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American ammosexuals are deeply fucked up
Most pleasant gamer
Conservatives would literally murder him if he were to come back. A brown-skinned wokist telling people to love each other would not be popular
This is definitely an apex friend, just look at those ears:
It’s from supply-side economics:
Supply-side economics is a macroeconomic theory postulating that economic growth can be most effectively fostered by lowering taxes, decreasing regulation, and allowing free trade.
Supply Side Jesus isn’t MY concept, in fact, it was Al Franken (yes, the senator) who came up with it.
No shit? And yes, that was sarcasm – just so you don’t take that literally as well.
Now Franken of course is a Jew, so it’s easy to see why he might have a bone to pick with Christianity.
That’s certainly a take.
It’s almost like I worded the end exactly like that because I know that’s LiTeRaLlY what it says you utter cabbage. I was just parodying your Supply Side Jesus concept further; it’s not like that was the central message that Jesus had, except in conservative readings of course
yeah remember when Jesus said “if I were to feed you, it would disincentivize you from finding a job and just enable your laziness. Use your god-given talents to feed yourself you moocher” and then gave all the fish and bread to the rich?
Maybe my friends are, but my potato self is definitely not
It can barely do regular on-the-road travel, so that’s a resounding no
Joke’s on them, turns out it’s how cars look in the '20s. Well, a car anyhow
I dare anyone to claim that the DeLorean didn’t look cool as all fuck (even without a flux capacitor)
Nothing wrong with that though. Well, except according to conservatives themselves anyhow
Could still terrify the townspeople, although I guess that at that point you’d just be another mental health case on the streets
Yeah I doubt the historical Jesus (or Jesuses – apparently there may have been more than one) was nearly as nice as the Bible makes him out to be.