If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?
I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun
But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!
He doesn’t look a day past 80
The numbers Mason, what do they mean?
That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔
It’s serverless, not servernone
Sure they have a lot of money and income, but they have a lot of expenses too you know!
Like paying the continuous stream of victims of sexual assault since those pious clergymembers can’t seem to stop raping children
Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it
This is why monke good, monke fast learner
I liked using Arch, but i got tired of Allan breaking into my house and bricking my computers all the time, so i ended up switching
Man-made man-steaks beyond my comprehension
This map only contains the canon countries, not your OCs (original countries)
She’s pretty good, if i tried it they would’ve called a hearse not an ambulance
You can do it, you’re so close, just a little deeper and you’ll get them!
Why would you wish your memory was good at remembering unimportant things instead of memes?
With the abortion ban and all, i get why they’d pull out just to be safe
That’s a joke, pulling out is not safe, use condoms
Karaoscopy