- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.world
Former mortician here. These aren’t used everywhere or all the time. If your family requests your body be embalmed, all the liquids and semi-solids of your insides will be sucked out of your guts using a hollow spear hooked up to a vacuum. If done right, there should be no liquid left in your body to leak out.
The funeral homes I worked at didn’t have these. If it was necessary to plug the anus, we’d pack it with a bunch of kapok fiber. It’s like cotton but doesn’t absorb liquid.
Could leave the husk on for homophobes
Guess it’s called a pod
or a “fruit bag” which sounds a little slurry
I know it is vitally important to any culture to have those who handle the dead but for the life of me I am so amazingly glad that this wasn’t a family business I was forced into. My respect to you but also a healthy dose of fear.
what if you die already with a butt plug? they pop that one out first?
Yours may appear on their Wall of Fame.
Thank you. That really made me smile and I never would have asked that question myself. Now I wonder what they do if you had a bigger one in at time of death.
staple your asshole shut
They grab a can of Fix-A-Flat to seal up the hole real good.
It’s a matter of specifications. Right tool for the job.
Future archaeologists will be left to ponder the ritual significance of this object. Why were so many people buried with this grave good?
“We hypothesize it was for religous reasons”
The Egyptians were buried with their wealth. Wonder if they’ll think we ate ours & then plugged ourselves up to prevent any from leaking out?
Maybe we should start dumping a bunch of pennies in our coffins to support this hypothesis?
The only problem I can see with this plan is the volume of unpennied vs pennied graves. I think the best bet is to get a shovel and $100 worth of pennies then head to the graveyard.
Fun fact: the cork stopper in a cask, keg, or barrel is called a bung. The hole into which it is inserted is called a bunghole.
Bunghole is also a euphemism for anus. So, a question for any morticians here: can we start calling the corpse plug a bung? I’d consider a career change if I got to tell people about the bung in grandpa’s bunghole.
same with drainage holes on boats
That would slip right out of me.
I’m agape at your comment.
Yankee Rose.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is with these lovely usernames?
INDIA DELTA KILO
I came here to say they better come in more sizes. You are funnier
All those poor unplugged anusi
Anii?
I remember this meme!! In 2020 I came across a stackexchange question referencing this meme, which I found kinda interesting: https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/49999/are-cadavers-normally-embalmed-with-butt-plugs-before-burial
I wish my memory was as good for things that aren’t memes.
Why would you wish your memory was good at remembering unimportant things instead of memes?
Why is it clear?
So when you’re looking up there you can see.
This guy looks
If you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.
Does it come out your mouth though, that’s the real question
…I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!
Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?
Depends if it’s a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It’s how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb
Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…
The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.
What I don’t understand is that if girls don’t poop, then why don’t they just use urinals
The applicator
how many uggga duggas do you think it’s rated for
The spec should be 25tigs (that is 25 turnings in the graves).
But ppl eyeball it all the time.
Mostly because some of them like to get their hands dirty.
Righty tightly, self-tapping.
So are these available for purchase anywhere?
Asking for a friend.
I’m the friend.
That’s one cursed URL. Every part of it just makes it worse as you read.
Frigid - I wonder what this is about.
Fluid - uuuh…
Products - no, please.
A-V-Closure - nope, I’m done, this link is staying blue.
That mohawk means serious fucking business.
A guy like that getting a buttplug from a girl in a mortuary you JUST KNOW she was one of those FrreeeeAAAAaaaaky goths.
Brother has a haircut like a zebra
Bro looks like the dad from Modern Family started a punk band
I’ve been following him since the LiveJournal days. Back when he made things like Emo Assault Squadron (available on YouTube). He still does hearse work but hasn’t put out anything big in some time.
Someone talking about Livejournal makes me tear up.
It’s been a while
Was rereading mine recently (mirrored to Dreamwidth as LJ is Not Good anymore), it was rough.
There are a few things I wrote there that I want to archive but no idea when they were. I’m thinking I build a crawler to scrape the whole thing and then load it into a LLM to help me find the bits I’m looking for. Then I can delete the whole thing and stop letting Russia have my stuff
It’s hard to get your entries off LJ, all I could do is mirror.
Can’t use wget?
Idk it was some years ago I did it.
I THOUGHT he looked familiar…