At least we cut back on straws!
At least we cut back on straws!
I remember these from way back when high comics were cool
Uranus, obviously
That map isn’t America therefore none of it exists
Basically, the goal was to get money out as fast as possible. Accept application, send money, then investigate later. I think if Trump won in 2020, we would have seen far less PPP prosecutions.
I can already drive a real car in my dreams by taking Ambien
Absolutely! I had no idea until I mowed after that.
My grandpa once brought home a workbench grinder. Anything in the garage with a blade for sharpened. Even did the lawnmower blade
Well, even before the 'vid I got sick enough to miss work maybe once every few years. The past couple years I have been going to clubs and music festivals again and have not gotten sick. Despite not wearing a mask. For the record, I am up to date on flu and covid vaccines. I do think people should mask up if they’re feeling under the weather.
After listening to the RFK episodes, him leaving a dead bear in Central Park makes complete sense.
Whats a Bshole?
We found out about it because those people are still alive. The Catholic church has been at this for centuries
Probably meth or heroin. People peeing is fairly common.
Yea ambulance companies fucking suck. they never contract with insurance so they’re free to bill whatever the fuck they want. Buncha predatory assholes charging thousands for a ride and paying EMTs barely minimum wage.
That’s my secret, I’m always horny
This is your standard dual flush. One is flush, the other is eject. Which is which depends on the manufacturer. Just be careful, the eject can be quite forceful.
As for which button is the right one, it’s definitely the one on the right. The other is the left button.
how tf are you affording doordash?
oh no i dont want to have a day