cheee

I thought tumblr was where ppl who think they are funny or clever go to add captions to things that are actually funny, and make them less funny through their stupid caption or commentary

Negan

Learn to moisturise goddamnit

Thanks, Obama.

Why is Spotify’s shuffle so abysmally awful? It’s nigh on useless

Almost like race is a bs social construct and we are all human who deserve to be treated well

…almost

For the average user, with maybe a little bit of IT knowledge but doesn’t work in IT, what can we do for ourselves and our families other than go to win 11 eventually?

Yea I’m at least 10 years post quitting properly and I’d fucking kill for a ciggie right now.

Not gonna do it, because of all the many, many reasons that they are fucked up. But still.

Nope. Chuck Testa.

Front fell off

Millennials are probably the best at avoiding scams.

Unfortunately we also have no money to scam anyway.

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Nah, you got the wrong end of the stick, this is an uplifting story - it’s a kid working hard to provide for his mum’s cancer treatment that in any other developed nation would be covered by taxes. Uplifting. Right? So Uplifting. He doesn’t need to be with his mum in her time of need, he should be suckin that capitalist dick.

Yeah technically but the words are interchangeable and it’s only management types with pointless jobs that are going to be first up against the wall who send out emails about the requirement to call people consumer, customer, etc.

What’s Joe?

I like this turn of phrase

It is exactly like that. A little warm secret fire in your heart, something that’s yours and brings you comfort but slowly fucking burns everything else to ash.

Here it is illegal for anyone who isn’t a licensed electrician to install anything permanent and electrical, such as a ceiling fan

My father was a freakin electrician and I helped him with many jobs over the years, but I’m not allowed to install a ceiling fan, even if there’s existing wiring…