“hey babe let’s go to make out point” “No Steef! Only hussies do that!”

Sup Broganoff

That soup rocks

That’s a lot of lusty argonian maids

His hair was in uNACCEPTABLE CONDITION

“games out there that don’t exist” how high r u rn

I think that you’re in the minority with that opinion then. I don’t want another thing to carry around. And I don’t see how this would be less of a distraction seeing as it doesn’t do anything useful. To me that makes it more of a distraction. If you want to not look at your screen to perform tasks that’s already an option with your phone using Siri or Google’s assistant.

It just drives the point home that it should have, and could have been an app on your phone. If they hadn’t sold this as some sort of revolutionary new product and instead were honest to themselves and us about what it was this would be a different story.

Just like all tech bs it’s just a bunch of lies to make initial sales that they never follow through with.

Sins was so gas. Hope this lives up to it’s predecessor

Lol no. You should bathe your cat every once in a while.

Bathing your pet is abuse? What?

Was going to say the same thing.

Our fries

??? Maybe don’t shove handfuls of fries down your throat ???

Looks cute.

Shit tier take

You don’t need to thank it. It’s not alive.

This is satire I’m sure

Leftists: We want healthcare, education, affordable housing, equal rights, and bodily autonomy for the working class.

The Right: We want corporations to pay no taxes, kindergartners to be able to carry guns in schools, and women to hold rapists’ babies to term.

Centrists: These are literally the same people.

But jokes are funny