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My cat only sits on my chair because he knows I want to sit there and thus will pick him up and put him on my lap.

“See” isn’t a word. I have learned of better words like “Subsee”.

I was joking but I appreciate your effort to help out and include people.

Is that the guy from Aqua?

You play as a dumb dumb who can’t comprehend electric trains

This gives big “are the straights okay” vibes

Until a better method is discovered, it would probably be best to measure by # of neurons in the organism’s cerebral cortex.

This argument reminds me of the distinction between wisdom and intelligence. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

The same logic applies here. Sure, a tree can be seen as intelligent in some aspects but I’m sure if you asked 100 people to list the most intelligent organisms in the forest, few would say “the trees”. I personally would define intelligent beings as those that fit in the top end of an intelligence standard distribution curve.

You assume the rules of reincarnation are equal chance to be any organism. What if only intelligent beings are in the pool of potential reincarnation options?

You must see how one fast food chain implementing anti-consumer practices can affect an industry at large, right?

I wonder if it’s strong enough to stop projectiles? Or at least cushion hits that would have otherwise been fatal.

I had a recent project where we made eLearning courses for an MBA program and this is right on the money. They throw around concepts like “consumer surplus”, which basically means “consumers haven’t been bled dry for every penny they have”, they’ll do anything to get that last dollar.

Also Wendy’s isn’t good enough to pay a premium for their food. I’ll go literally anywhere else and be happy.

It seems to be working, those kids each have 2 boners.

Solution: make your sneeze sound more like a vacuum

I just got out of an 8 year relationship within the last month. I don’t know what to offer you besides hoping that you did have some good memories to remember together and it sounds like not having them in your life is better in the long run for you. Hopefully your time together helped improve you as a person and you can go forward a stronger person, or the emotional space you have now can help lead you down a path of self-improvement.

Also I just don’t see an American getting in trouble over what can be considered a freedom of speech issue. It could also set a dangerous precedent that fascists could use to prosecute their political opponents.

Not only that, but think of all the intelligent people that could have done something to revolutionize a field but instead work in finance.

People fill those Stanley cups with pop?

Chorb