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Facebook used to (or still does?) have games on it. When Tetris was added, I climbed to the #1 rank in the world in one of the modes, I forget which. Didn’t last long though
Facebook used to (or still does?) have games on it. When Tetris was added, I climbed to the #1 rank in the world in one of the modes, I forget which. Didn’t last long though
Three times.
Twice from trusting farts. Pretty standard story.
Once because I was sick with food poisoning but had to make a 300 mile drive that day. Couldn’t hold the diarrhea in while vomiting on the side of the road. Luckily I had a change of clothes and got home before the second round of duplex emesis hit.
A biblically accurate psychological horror where you’re a night janitor in a large but rural and isolated church. It starts off with a floor cleaning simulator but weird shit keeps happening.
I bought a projector not too long ago. I’ll never go back.
Literally just type the words into Google
I’ve always thought the system of last names should be hyphenated. Your paternal last name first, maternal last name second. Women no longer change their names when marrying. Men pass the paternal name down to their kids, women pass down the maternal. That way last names are essentially a record of who your OG matrons and patrons are.
Republicans get C, Java, Lua, and C++; Democrats get Ada, Rust, C#, and Python; Libertarians get Zig, TCL, Julia, and Ocaml for some reason.
America’s Army was actually really good because of how realistic it was with respect to tactics
Joke is on you; they left all the kids that made perfect scores alone. They knew they couldn’t convince them to join.
I didn’t call out a specific dimension on a machined part; instead I left it to the machinist to understand and figure out what needed to be done without explicitly making it clear.
That part was a 2 ton forging with two layers of explosion-bonded cladding on one side. The machinist faced all the way through a cladding layer before realizing something was off.
The replacement had a 6 month lead time.
A heartfelt, handwritten thank-you letter telling them they’re a great teacher and how they positively impacted your life.
All we need is somebody to drive by a pressure vessel fabrication shop and get the panels zapped by a PMI gun. We’d know instantly.
This only worked in WoW trade chat, but I always loved saying “Holy shit, have you seen the new /camp animation?”
What’s funny is they ignored all the people that scored 95+ on the ASVAB in my high school. They knew those kids were too smart to join the military.
As an American, how do I sign up to work in Germany? Practically speaking, not just the “official” way.
100 microwatts.
Lol so the same as almost every other nuclear battery.
They could have adrenal hypoplasia such that they never started puberty. Like that one guy who looks like a 6-year-old but is actually 30.
I have an app called justwatch that tells me what’s streaming and where.
Children can be 17 and legally consenting with one another